A little humor to end the week, some small tips for your visit to Haute Savoie 😉
- Never forget that you are not at home
- Stop wearing Moon Boots with your jeans or football scarves when skiing
- Always leave a tip, a few cents are sometimes enough to keep you alive
- Comparing ski lifts to the metro can cost you dearly
- Never say “In Paris, it’s cheaper”
- Never hook up in clubs, just stick to dancing
- Even registered 74 (73), a rental car remains a rental car
- Stop saying “Oh, how beautiful it is”, we know
- Don’t embarrass yourself by talking about skiing
- Don’t drive at 40 km/h on mountain roads, our roads are not dangerous, you just don’t know how to drive
- Here the horn is only for saying hello. You don’t know anyone, don’t honk
- You have no business at the counter, it’s reserved for us
- Know that a Savoyard is never alone
- Don’t hit on the residents of the resorts, even we can’t manage it
- Never challenge us with stupid tests about our ability to hold alcohol. You lost
- Finally, don’t forget that you are not at home everywhere, especially not with us.
A little clarification just in case, this is a caricature!
